When I ghostwrite tax planning books, this is one of my favorites. A true story about a brilliant tax planning strategy. It is so unique; it gets clients thinking about hiring you.
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It all started in 2015 when I bought a home in Arizona. It was on 11 acres with a good water well that could pump 15,000 gallons daily. However, the payments were $3,000 a month. It scared my wife that she could not keep the house if I passed away, so I bought a ten-year term life insurance policy to quell her fears, but that was not the plan.
For the past seven years, I've run a secret tax scheme disguised as my hobby to surprise my wife. I planted 500 mesquite trees as seedlings every winter in our giant garage. By spring, the seedlings were a foot tall, and I transplanted them on the 11 acres about 10 feet apart. She thought it was nice that I got outside and worked on the land. What she did not know was that once those trees hit eight to ten years old, they would be 16 feet high and have a market value of $400 to local landscapers.
Well, it will be eight years in 2023, and I’m ready to surprise my wife. Next summer, I’ll sell the biggest 250 trees for transplant. I’ll get around $85,000 and net $80,000 after all my expenses. But, here is the best part. Trees are sold as capital gains, and the tax rate on the first $80,000 of income is 0%. There will be 3,750 trees left, so I plan to keep planting and selling the best 250 every year for the rest of my life and make 80k tax-free. $3,000 house payments are going to sound pretty small after that. My wife is going to be blown away.
I make another $54,000 from social security and rental income, but that gets wiped out by my mortgage interest and my standard deductions. So $124,000 total income and no federal or state taxes for the rest of my life. Even better, I snuck under the AMT. Cool.
I'll quit when I get too old to do the one day a week of labor. But even then, I’ll still have 16 years of income as the remaining trees mature and sell. The price of trees, social security, rental income, and the capital gains tax exclusion are all pegged to inflation, so I’m not worried about running out of money.
Tax planning takes time and patience, but it pays off.
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KC Truby Ghostwriter